I hope they don’t do it. Imagine all those soccer players writhing on the ground. We wouldn’t know if there had been a bombing, or if they were all trying to get the referee to call a foul.

Hey, are you telling me that if i go to a soccer game I might get to see a terrorist blow himself up? Hmmm.  That’s ONE way to get me interested in soccer.

Top Ten Dirty Secrets Joe Wilson Doesn’t want you to know

10. His middle name is really Joseph.

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9.  instead of yelling “You lie” meant to scream out – “Jazz hands. Do the Jazz Hands”
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8. He’s Gellin’. He’s gellin’ like Magellen

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7. Once sent in a the Publisher’s Clearning House sweepstakes and didn’t even order a subscription.

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6. He’s from South Caroline, but reallyl more from Northern South Carolina.

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5. Believes in God.

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4. When he was five years old, he had his dad write a letter to Santa . The man had a DAD!!!

3. Sent an apology note to Obama wrapped around a can of Red Bull.

2. When at an opera, is the first to yell things like “Bravo! Bravo” or things like ‘That was so fake!!”

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and the number one thing the Hills discovered about Joe Wilson is…

1. South Carolina is in the south. You know those southerners…