The Truth About Joe Wilson
I was just reading Ace where he tells us that the Hill blog has a fantastic news Flash: Joe Wilson used to take over the counter drugs!! No Doz.
Top Ten Dirty Secrets Joe Wilson Doesn’t want you to know
10. His middle name is really Joseph.
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9. instead of yelling “You lie” meant to scream out – “Jazz hands. Do the Jazz Hands”
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8. He’s Gellin’. He’s gellin’ like Magellen
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7. Once sent in a the Publisher’s Clearning House sweepstakes and didn’t even order a subscription.
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6. He’s from South Caroline, but reallyl more from Northern South Carolina.
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5. Believes in God.
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4. When he was five years old, he had his dad write a letter to Santa . The man had a DAD!!!
3. Sent an apology note to Obama wrapped around a can of Red Bull.
2. When at an opera, is the first to yell things like “Bravo! Bravo” or things like ‘That was so fake!!”
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and the number one thing the Hills discovered about Joe Wilson is…
1. South Carolina is in the south. You know those southerners…
